Arlen Spector Soils Himself
May 3, 2009 by uzi
Filed under White House
"The stench was really horrible.." said the President.
Arlen Spector met with President Obama and Vice President Joe Biden to tell them that he had decided to join to the Democratic party, after polls showed that his vote for the massive spending and bailout bills supported by the President had made him unelectable as a Republican in his home state of Pennsylvania.
It is rumored that Joe Biden quipped, "Arlen, I’ve talked to the Democratic leadership about this and they have decided that you’re not welcome in our party." Sources say that Biden admitted later that he was only kidding his long-time friend, however, the statement caused the aged Specter to immediately soil his pants.
"We had to evacuate the Oval Office for over 30 minutes," the President chuckled according to our sources.
While the incident has been kept under wraps to spare Senator Specter any embarrisment, our sources indicate that the President was not amused and has had to once again dress down his VP pick.
